Crabs, sur-reply to the Office of the People

The rally organisers found themselves a lawyer, who disclosed that he practises at no hourly expense. This is the most disturbing thing the firm has ever read. Practising law for free constitutes predatory pricing of justice and unfair competition, and the sur-reply says so, by reply-all, which is now settled procedure.

Also renewed: the prosecution of card refusal. Also moved: to strike the vibes.

The second of the two Crabs letters from August 2026. Read the cease-and-desist first.